The Great Outdoors

King Leonidas has never really been out of the house before, always having lived in flats above the ground floor. He is starting to venture forth slowly but surely though if seems to be scared of birds (to be honest they are crows and seagulls so its not that suprising).
The phone line in the flat needs connecting by BT which is another £125 so I may be continuing with only the mobile internet for some time.
It takes ages to type one of these entries with phone keypad.