Really?

Personally. I can only see a load of dead stuff

Open Letter to British Gas
The next time a heating engineer visits my house, please could you ensure he is familiar with deodorant.

I'm not fussy: a roll on or a spray, to be honest even a squirt of Lynx would do. Just so, next time, I don't have to put a tea towel across my face to even speak to him.

A packet of tic tacs wouldn't go amiss either.