What a fright

Some people are a terrible influence on my innocent children.
This was Judes birthday present, along with a pile of sick, some spilt ketchup, a bullet hole for the window and some snot.

It took me days to stop having a fright every time I saw it. Laughing at myself for being so stupid and reminding myself that next time I saw it not to be so stupid as it was pretend. Then to be shocked again when I saw it.

2 weeks later, after having not seen it..... the hoover sucked it out from under the settee. AAaaargghhh there's poo on the hoover.

Stupid, stupid person!