An elephant a plonker and a plonker

The rain has stopped, no excuses so had to go for a run. Yikes.

This is my Only Fools and Horses van radio which I am very attached to as it has some very cool features which I won't bore you with here............ Well OK, quickly:
- the petrol filler has a rubber cap and underneath is the earphone jack
- the front wheel is the tuner
- the windscreen wiper moves across the windscreen which serves as the dial
- The rear door is the volume control, the wider you open it the louder it gets
- The left headlight indicates that the radio si on
- the right headlight indicates that you have 'locked on' to a strong signal
- oh and the aerial is internal to (what is left of) the roof rack.

Someone actually thought about it instead of just sticking a speaker in the backside of it!

Another boring day of stair wardening today - urgh. Never mind, got the winning lottery ticket right here.

Oz!