CRUNK!

Took my pink feather duster in to work today to give my keyboards a good clean.
After work I was walking to my car carrying said duster when I saw one of my work colleagues leave the carpark in his big fancy 4x4 car.

He drove away from me but I could see him looking in his rearview mirror - I think my bright pink duster might have caught his eye...

CRUNK!

That was the noise his big fancy 4x4 made when it hit the other car coming round the corner

- Oops!!