Bedroom

Bum grapes, piles, haemorrhoids. Whatever name you want to call these wonderful little fellows, did you know that they're actually there all the time? I just found that out when I thought my photo had some grape-ish qualities and looked up the spelling.

Anyhoo, the only time I think anyone refers to their ever present haemorrhoids is when they've gone postal. Or as Wiki tells me; pathological.

Kinda like the wee kant in the pub that makes up for his lack of likeableness via obnoxiousness.

Perhaps I've analised this too much...