Poncing!

Quick one but it would be been rude not to join in!

The article (in question) made me laugh out loud. So, I've had my devil's dandruff and now I'm searching for the illusive gormless old goat... by jove I think I've found her sporting the double monocle in a particularly juxtapositioned light situation!

EDIT: Last opportunity for editing, swapped it for something more... flattering?!