'Spinning - But Not Kyle'

Louis XIV (AKA Harry) has taken it upon himself to protect me against the children whilst I lay moaning on the couch.

I must be allergic to Edinburgh as I awoke this morning with the room spinning and feeling nauseous. It is now 11.45am and I'm still in the same predicament.

Yesterday was obviously too much for my delicate sensitivities.

Anyone know what could cause this gruesome spinning in my head. Bearing in mind it's not a hangover.....

Bleuchhhh, I'm away to feel more sorry for myself and if you are reading this Opendoor, please come home soon so I can crawl to bed or drive the porcelain bus.