Bonanza

By heybeans

Moose loose

The introduction of the Aussie sheepdog* spelled the end of the urban moose in Oslo.


* - From Top Aussie Guide: The Blue Heeler, or Aussie sheepdog, is a top Aussie. He is usually seen in the back of farmers' utes because the excitement of riding in the cabin causes him to be excessively flatulent. The Blue Heeler was invented in Australia from a combination of dogs. Blue Heelers are also exceptionally smart dogs, and owners have to be careful not to leave their credit-cards or PIN numbers lying around. Blue Heelers are most commonly used to round up cattle in paddocks, which is an unfortunate waste of talent, because with proper training, Bluey can be taught to fetch a VB from the fridge so you don't have to leave the lounge while watching the footy. The Blue Heeler is a top Aussie.

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