Gingerbread & Sunshine

Sitting in my friend's garden, with a cold steak bridie, bottle of Coke and a gingerbread man, watching him... so something with some wire mesh.

Had a massive argument about cats and dogs eating grass to make themselves sick, which sounds like shite to be honest. Surely the cat/dog is sick because it ate the grass? How do you know it was feeling sick before it starting munching on weeds? You don't go down 27 shots if absinthe and then throw up your last 6 meals because you had a dicky tummy that morning, do you?

Stupid vets.