Weapon of choice

I've been thinking about blipping my retro Casio watch for a while but hadn't got round to it . The top story on the BBC news website meant the watch had to be blipped today, as its only a matter of time before government officials break down my door and hold me in a questioning room....

Turns out there is a clear correlation between terrorists and this watch as their choice of time keeping piece! So much so that it has been used as a contributing factor in identifying and detaining suspects!

Hopefully my blips will provide a sound alibi for any terrorist activity allegations thrown my way.