Next please...

Took Daisy to the doctor to see if he was impressed with her snotty top lip and smokers cough, he wasnt.

This lady's hair was dyed exactlly the same colour as her coat, tried to get it but she turned round to reveal a bald spot which like totally ruined the effect man!

She did an excellent job of pretending me and my squealing baby werent in the room....
" think I will read the boring notice on the wall again"