A small part of our small garden is dedicated to herbs for my cooking. There is always way too much mint (bolting), way too much sage (how much sage can you use in cooking) and never enough rosemary.
I think we kill rosemary plants by over-harvesting them (neither of us knows the first thing about gardening), C's friend R mutters: "Rosemary only grows for the righteous..."
Anyhow, with this faux-summer we're having, C decided it's time to go to the garden centre with a loaded credit card. However, presumably because it's still early in the year, they didn't have plants of sufficient theatricality to satisfy C.
I took advantage of her predisposed buying condition to steer her towards a rosemary bush large enough to handle the un-righteous...
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