Bloody legs...

... used to be my best feature back in the day.

Some adventures can be overrated. :-(


I seem to have a lot of time on my hands so here are a few blood quotes that tickled my fancy:

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.
Chuck Palahniuk

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
Phyllis Diller

I don't find slashing and blood flying everywhere to be scary. I just find it repulsive.
Dean Koontz

My great religion is a belief in the blood, the flesh, as being wiser than the intellect. We can go wrong in our minds. But what our blood feels and believes and says, is always true. The intellect is only a bit and a bridle.
David Herbert Lawrence

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.
Satchel Paige

Don't trust the heart, it wants your blood.
Stanislaw Lec

Keep your blood clean, your body lean, and your mind sharp.
Henry Rollins

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
Benito Mussolini

If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony.
Xun Zi

Thanks to our present surgical methods in physiology we can demonstrate at any time almost all phenomena of digestion without the loss of even a single drop of blood, without a single scream from the animal undergoing the experiment.
Ivan Pavlov

Generally, the French highly promote culture and the arts, and photography is in their blood.
Herb Ritts

It is women who bear the race in bloody agony. Suffering is a kind of horror. Blood is a kind of horror. Women are born with horror in their very bloodstream. It is a biological thing.
Bela Lugosi

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
Gene Fowler

Nothing changes without blood flowing.
Tom Metzger

This planet Earth, the act of putting a roof over our heads, our flesh and blood existence, it's all very temporary.
Melissa Auf der Maur