What`s that coming over the hill?

There i was, sitting happily on the door step waiting for a robin to perch on the bird feeder, when along came this MONSTER.

"OY" said the monster "what you doing and why can i see myself in the end of your lens"

"EEEKKKK" said i and ran away

If you see this monster near your doorstep don`t approach as it may be dangerous and get in the way of YOUR perfect shot.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!