Bloody cables.

IT guy. There you are in your improbably skinny jeans, and wanky haircut,
but you can't do anything about cables, can you? Can you?
Doesn't matter how cool the kit looks on the table,
underneath may as well be a 15 yr old boy's bedroom.
Someone could trip and take an eye out, probably on an umbrella,
swans can break your arm, and frogs legs taste of chicken doncha know.

Next week: Why magic is shit.