Fib Salad

"Hello. Yes of course I am my sweet."
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" No, no of course not. No more chips and Doner kebabs. We agreed on a new regime, didn't we?"
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"It's got lettuce, cucumber, some tomato, green pepper and chicken breast."
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"No, no I have a bottle of water."
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"A thousand blessings upon you,my sweet wife. May Allah bless your concern for my stomach."