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By w8man

My Ogre Friend

Today I met Noel, an old friend I haven't seen in ages.

He has a funny shaped mouth, grunts during conversation and has one eye bigger than the other. Apart from that he's perfectly normal except for his size 29 feet and his constantly runny nose which he never seems to wipe.

It's been a couple of years since we've seen each other, great to catch up today!

He hasn't changed much, I wonder if he says the same about me?

He was pulling a funny face of course (but the feet bit was true)

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