Girls' night out.

Best line of the night.

From a Glaswegian friend with incredible ginger
(she would kill me if i said red) corkscrew curls.
"Aye, see that Beyonce? She's only got her arse. Me? I've got my hair.
I laughed so much I spat my drink into my own handbag.

Top drinking tip:
Bring Giant woman with you, you always, always get served first.

Have decided not to grow a cock.