'X' Marks the Spot.

I have no excuses except that I lacked imagination all day.

This car was parked outside 'er indoors' mum's house (cracking use of apostrophes).
'Er indoors and I are still staying at 'er mum's, escaping the clutches of the insane children, one of whom buried his dad's camera out at Gullen beach today. It's still there......somewhere near the vast number of holes his dad has already dug in a futile attempt to find his Canon point 'n' shoot.
It's yours, if you can be arsed.