boldsans

By rubyjones

Straw that broke the Stag's back.

Agnes: Jim, Jim, I've busted me leg. I know you said not to stand on the wet bit but...

Jim: Don't come bloody crying to me woman I warned you, I bloody said...

Agnes: But Jim I'm in shitting agony, I think I may have broken something

Jim: Look Agnes, I never fancied you, you look like a goat, I only married you for a bet, and you've been holding me back for years...so piss off.

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