Jake's Journal

By jakethreadgould

Artistic blur, I swear.

Not really.

But in my defense it was getting dark and when I asked them to run again they couldn't be bothered. They were all like "Nooooooo - we've just run all the way from the other side of the field. We're not doing that again. If you missed your chance, that's your own fault. Plus, our hooves are well hurting now. You don't understand what it's like to run on what are basically just big toenails."

To which I replied, "yeah I've always thought your hooves are pretty weird looking".

They stared at me. "That cut deep man, real deep".

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