A bridge too far.

Hello....which bridge did you say?

No 535.

I thought you said 143.

I did but now I see 535.

It happened to two bridges!

No only one bridge.

Which one then did it happen to, No 143 or Number 535, you will have to make up your mind, this is causing an awful lot of confusion here in the office and we are due to go on our break.

It has two numbers.

No! it can only have one number. That's the rule, one bridge one number. Please ring back when you have the correct number of the bridge. What do you mean you are running out of credit, well go and top up then or get a bill phone like any other respecting person.