I WANT A COFFEE!

My 2 year old son is just like me. This morning Mr Grumpy was shouting 'I WANT A COFFEE - BABYCCINO NOW! He was echoing my thoughts exactly. I struggle to operate without a morning coffee so off we went for to Costa in order to spare my wife from a day with 2 x grumpy cave men. Nb there is no real coffee in my sons drink he just thinks there is. My wife tries to fool me too sometimes with pointless decaf but I'm older and wiser than my son and won't be fooled by fools gold!