I shot myself a critter!!!! (sounds of the banjo)

This is my wee pal, he comes to see me every time I'm early shift, and always at the same time 0930 (I kid you not).
I spoke to him last week about being photographed and he said that it would be ok as long as I didnt show his nuts (well nobody likes that).
So here he is minus his nuts, in his full glory running about toooooing and frooooooing, hither and tither, bloody hell I've turned in to Beatrix Blyton, now where did I put my nuts........................................HONEY!!!!!!!!!