Make sure that you check before you buy...

...because I've been sold a pup, yes it's a mosque but nothing about it is blue!! Obviously i'm jesting it's absolutely beautiful, the most beautiful religious building I've been in still not sacre ceour on the outside but close

Also there must be something on my face that makes traders in the grand bazaar follow me, if I have one more guy ask me where I am from then say lovely jubbly to me I'll scream!!

Worst attempt at a rip off those was the hotel trying to charge me 140 lira (£56) for a bottle of champagne with the same colour and fizz as a carton of apple juice. Not paying for that mate!!!