Hottest Day At Cwmbran Boating Lake

Bored on the hottest day of the year, we went and watched all the idiots trying to row their boats blunt end first by pushing instead of pulling the oars. Extra entertainment was provided by a father pretending to fall over as he stood in the boat, making it rock quite violently and his small boy scream and cry. The next half an hour consisted of the boy crying hysterically while the father shouted hysterically at him to "CALM DOWN! STOP CRYING!!!" thereby scarring the boy for life and giving him a boat/water phobia.