The Truth Is Out There - #Titwar Part 4

To bring you up to date with the story ...

An unprovoked attack on Glamorgan Birds by Welsh Si lead to vociferous response from the Blue Tits and Great Tits of Glamorgan.

The Gwent Blue Tits went into intensive training just in case things got nasty. The Glamorgan Greenfinch brigade went on standby!

They tried to look all innocent but we knew it would only be a matter of time before Latham sent in the big boys.

But I had a trick up my sleeve! Evoking the memory of the seventies. I called in Latham's arch nemesis Spiny Norman. Latham fled for his life! Thinking he had taken care of my insider House Sparrow and cute Blue Tit he would safe in his hideout.

But Glamorgan birds are made of sterner stuff.

During his absence they have been feeding me information that has allowed me to stake out his empty property for the past few days.

What you can see above and read below will shock even the News Of The World readers amongst you!

Far from the Utopian paradise he has posted here, I found a garden that would have not been out of place at Lot's place in Sodom!

The evidence is there to be seen with your own eyes!

Boozed up Blue Tits ... Legless Long Tailed Tits ... Comatose Coal Tits ... Drunken Dunnocks ... Sloshed Sparrows .... Stoned Starlings ... You name it .. they were there.

I tell you. This birder was shocked!

A fight broke out over these Magpies over the last can of Boddingtons! To the victor the spoils it seems!

I also caught this Jackdaw fly off .. you can guess what happened to that freshly washed car bonnet next!!

Shocking!

The defence rests its case .. there can only be one verdict M'Lud!

How can you compare this loutish behaviour, with these Glamorgan Birds!

Butter wouldn't melt ...

Baby Long Tailed Tit

Serene Jackdaw

Baby Blue Tit