Ferry

On the smart wee ferry to Menaggio. Our trusty (at this point anyway) Fiat Panda is parked next to an Aston Martin. The Aston is driven by an Italian Jeremy Clarkson lookee-likee in scruffy jeans. His partner, twenty years his junior, is dripping in gold.

Daughter is a huge Top Gear fan, she was loving it.

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