Left: Randy Mandig, the bartender from Michael's Club aboard the Celebrity Constellation, performs a Tom Jones number at the "Celebrity's Got Talent" crew concert given as a thankyou to the guests who got to know the staff over the course of a cruise. It's normally the sort of thing I'd avoid like the plague, but Randy isn't the sort of guy you meet every day. He can talk like no-one I've ever met - donkeys on land get painful twinges in their hind legs when the ship passes by - but what he says is always interesting and insightful. A lot of folks attended the concert because we'd been told by his boss Errol (right) that Randy can sing every bit as well as he can talk. Errol was right!