Bug bear ............

Hello ...... said the machine

We are sorry there is no one here to answer your call .... said the machine

I know there is , because I have just been in your shop ..... said the human (to herself)

But if you would like to leave a short message , we will get back to you ..... said the machine

Please call me on this number as soon as possible .... said the human.

Bleeeeeeep......... said the machine .

Bleeeeeeep .... said the human :-))