The man who came back to Earth with a bump

Zordon! How you doing? Usual fortnight on Earth?

Oh hi there Zavid. Not so bad. Batting around the Solar System as you do...We think we might try somewhere further afield next summer. Been up to much?

Yeah! We just made an absolutely cracking Crop circle down at Bishops Cannings! All squiggles and metaphors it was!

I don't know how you afford it. My old Graviton Energiser Negative Flux Ray used 26 kilotons of Ultanium B when we did that one at Liddington - mind you little Zom and Zethany enjoyed it... but I think it's on its last legs. We were on bread and water for a month paying for that bloody Ultanium. Zoe was not best pleased... She was about ready to file divorce proceedings!

Ha! Zordon, Zordon! By the great powers of Zohnathon! You aren't up to speed are you Zordon? We copy the earthlings nowadays. What you need is a couple of planks of wood and a length of old rope. That last one we did was almost as good as some of theirs. The kids loved it - they spend too much time cooped up in that spaceship. Fresh air's what they need. And all it cost me was a few pints down the Little Green Man!

(BTW: All aliens have names beginning with Z)