Marmite, bacon and banana french toast

An OFFICIAL MARMITE RECIPIE

"Grill the bacon until just crispy. Spread one slice of bread with Marmite and then the mashed banana and top with the rashers of crispy bacon.
Put the other slice of bread onto the sandwich and press down firmly.
In a flat dish whisk together the egg and milk and dip both side of the sandwich into it. Meanwhile melt the butter a heavy based frying pan
until just sizzling then add the French toast sandwich. Cook for a few minutes on each side until golden brown and crispy. Devour while still warm. "

I LOVE Marmite, and am down with weird foods and recipes, but this is hands down the worst thing I have ever eaten.

Bacon and Marmite eggy bread sandwich? Yes please.

And a banana? God no.