The Spy who came in.

Sometimes you look round and there is a complete stranger in your house; a stranger with mysterious eyebrows and off putting specs..... clearly....A SPY!!!

Even the fact that he is hysterical with giggles over the latest episode of Dennis the Menace in the Beano cannot hide the fact that he needs to be watched, especially in soft play, on the beach and when squirting water from a water skoosher! A SPY!!