The Wonderful World of Advertising Pt 1

She'll Be Happier With  A Hoover

She won't thank you for diamonds
She won't thank you for champagne
As you will discover
She'll be happier with a hoover

She won't want lingerie
Nor other mundane stuff
This will show her how much you love her
She'll be happier with a hoover

She'll be so thrilled on Christmas Day
This gift will really move her
I'm sure that she will let you know
If she's happier with a hoover