Zorro

After a sugar-crazed lunch at my Gran's, a terrifying tour of the nice vases and clean sofas in Ilva (Gateshead) and a 3 hour crawl up the A1, the kids needed to cut loose with a few sword fights, as you do.

Desperately sad to realise I have failed as a parent: my 6 year old daughter doesn't know who Zorro is. We described him as being like Robin Hood in a hot climate. She seemed happy with that for now.