"Common sense is not so common"..

..Voltaire was right and I certainly proved to today, playing a round of golf in the midday sun of the canary island is not the brightest thing to do. Paying ?160 for the privilege and then playing the worst game if your life isn't that clever either

I'm surely that I actually made a sizzling sound as I got back to the hotel and jumped in the pool

Knackered now but of chillaxing due tomorrow me thinks