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By chairbornebob

Mummy what kind of bear am I?

Baby Bear says "Mummy what kind of bear am I?"
Mummy Bear: "you're a Polar Bear"
BB: "What kind?"
MB: "You're a Polar bear, you're white, you've got big paws, you eat seal meat"
BB: "Are you sure I'm a Polar Bear?"
MB "I'm sure, mummy is a Polar Bear, Daddy is a Polar Bear - you're a Polar Bear!
BB "Are you really sure?"
MB: "YES!, why do you keep asking?"
BB: " 'Cause I'm bloody freezing!!"

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