Sponge Boaby

"Hold out your hand Samantha. I'm going to place my balls on there and I want you to squeeze them hard."

She did it too. In broad daylight. In front of a restaurant full of people. And her husband, children and mother. Gallus besom.

A fine lunch with some entertainment thrown in today, part of Euan's extended birthday celebrations. He doesn't hit his first teenage year until Tuesday but, as that's also his first day back at school after the summer holidays, we went out today instead.

Magic.