Close Encounters of The Third Kind

That's the bumper of the car I rear ended today on my way to the store.

Notice the nice imprint of my VW's "W" insignia, grill and top of my licence plate. Nicely centered, just the right amount of light and contrast...Couldn't have done better if I had tried ;)

Earthquake: check. Hurricane: check. Car accident: check. By my count, I'm ready for my impending vacation.