Soft Landing

"Well! That was a nice soft landing. Hurrah!"
Cheered The Doctor

"Bloody 'ell! Some f*****g eejit's just landed on our freshly poured concrete. Let's 'av 'im!"
Yelled Tarquin, the normally mild-mannered construction worker.

"Quick! Wake up and put your glasses on Fred - we've got entertainment whilst we wait for the bus!"
Said Gladys.