Nothing on TV

There wasn't one. Instead you could look at the tree and upturned boat out the window (I think the sashes could have done with a lick of paint). Later, some yachties came into the bar but I never got the chance to hobnob with them as my table was ready. Ahoy there chappies, not much of a breeze this evening, what? That would have been my opening line. Such a waste.