Apparently my 'face geometry' scores 8.03 out of 10.
Not bad, I thought...
Then it went on to list all the things wrong with my face.



So to spare you all from my poor horizontal symmetry, my disproportionate nose to face width ratio, and my 'too big' innerocular distance, I've obscured half of it.

Oh... except... I obscured it with my 'too long for my ears' nose. Dammit.