trespassers will be shot

I took the road less traveled (by me) today and found out I live less than five miles away from 6 major wineries in this area.
I live in the second biggest wine producing areas in the U.S., and yet I have not been wine tasting here, yet.

I also passed lots of farmland and ranches.
Apparently, there's a lot of cowboys around here, too.
Or there was.