Would you believe...

...you are looking at the entrance to Penrith's, current, main ''Carp Ark''. (It's a fishy business).

Abandon hope all ye who enter here, AND they still have the gall to charge us £1.80 for two hours on a series of temporary surfaces.

I think every-one who arrived while we were in sight of it paused, looked to turn around and had to be waved in past a row of trafic cones which, at first glance appeared to be preventing access.
I've seen cars which would probably ''bottom'' on that hump.

It goes hand in hand with the idea given by Clicky's recent one.