The funny eye

Not the one thats open ,the other one that is superglued
But behind every mystery there is a strange story.
I rose this morning with bloodshot and sticky eyes.
My loving wife said its OK I have eye drops come into the kitchen where there is more light .
I am then thinking what a dutiful wife aren't I lucky.
Then she proceeded to pour NAIL glue in my eye
I spent the next 3 hours in casualty being treated by wonderful staff who kept their professionalism intact and only sniggered a few times
Sent home with real eye drops and an appointment for the eye clinic on Tuesday
You couldnae make it up
Campbell