Highly Unsprung

By CynicalWench

Kilted Cousins

Mid way during a 3 day wedding marathon, sam and his cousin Harry sneak away to run riot with Dave's ipod under Airth Castle.

The rest of us were trying not to get in way of the Wedding MC/compere (do all weddings have comperes these days?). I can only describe him as a cross between a gnome and a Willie Wonka oompaloompa. Fierce in his job mind you, his wee tartan trews purposefully herding the blinged up wedding cattle and pointing out where william wallace had once wee'd (probably, approximately, there or there abouts).....well, he told us Mr Braveheart had visited, i by extension surmise he'd also needed to wee while he was there.

Our not quite officially one step removed in-laws, aka the bride and groom, aka aren't family connections these days overly complicated, looked radiant and happy, and i guess that's what it's all about

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