Modern parenting

Now that most kids have Childline on speed dial on their mobile phone to report abusive instances of corporal punishment in the home, the modern parent has to be inventive when it comes to keeping the little darlings under control...

Today I unveiled the "I'll hang Oldmills in your bedroom to watch over you" motivational approach.
It definitely beats positive reinforcement or nurturing a sense of self-worth in these unruly little brats.

Tonight they ate all their peas and they were washed, in their pyjamas and in bed under 7 minutes.

Worth checking big. If you dare...