Annual Arsehole Awards

It was only early but already two cones had fainted in shock at the level of abuse hurled in their direction.

Total gridlock in Manchester as once again the fair city is blessed with the Tory Party Conference.

Word of advice for the fat police officer stood alternately picking his nose and scratching his balls... Perhaps if you stopped the buses illegally blocking the yellow boxes at the junction right in front of you, and creating chaos when the lights change, the traffic may move smoother?