Pregnancy is fun

Ever dreamt of falling asleep mid-sentence?
Of living with near constant nausea for the first three months?
And near constant discomfort for the last three?
Just to prepare yourself for yet another year of intense sleep deprivation.

Well, the survival of the species is at stake.

Ah well then... My wife shouldn't be complaining.

God knows I don't! Men somehow manage to remain more stoical throughout the pregnancy.